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Thought Monologue
Ripped straight from the week’s headlines. Sorry, headlines. 1. A 53-year-old woman from Atlanta has the world’s largest natural breasts with a whopping bra size of 102ZZZ. Also in Atlanta, a record...
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A Day In My Life As NYTimes and NYPost Headlines
NYTimes: Manhattan Woman Rises and Ambles to Kitchen after Six Snoozes NYPost: LATE SLEEPER POPS PEEPERS! NYTimes: Falling Water Temperatures Perturb Shower Resident NYPost: FREAKY FREEZIES! Tenant to...
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And The Most Ridiculous Huffington Post Story Of 2012 Is…
I‘ve been a Huffington Post reader from the beginning. In fact, I’ve read the it for so long that I remember when it was just news. Before the videos of the Carol Singing Puppy Dogs and the Must-Try...
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50 Onion News Headlines That Are Actually From Real News Stories
We all know people that have taken The Onion seriously. I think we can understand why now. 1. Better Wi-Fi at Starbucks Undoubtedly Means Even Worse Amateur Screenplays Source: Vanity Fair 2. Police...
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25 Crazy News Headlines That Will Make You Laugh Yourself Silly
Sometimes life is too good to be true, but other times, it’s so strange that it absolutely has to be real, as in the case of these 25 hilarious headlines, which prove real-life out-crazies The Onion....
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20 Internet Headlines If Everyone Was Online In The 90s
Are You Afraid of the Dark? – The Complete First Season In these times of instant information and constant updates, it’s hard to imagine a world before the Internet was such an intricate part of our...
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25 Predictions Of The Next Kanye West Article Headlines
Carl Bjorklund / Shutterstock.com If you haven’t noticed, the newest trend on the internet is to write an over the top article about Kanye West where he’s compared to something or someone that would...
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8 Revealing Headlines News Organizations Are Afraid To Print
The following are all relevant, fact-based issues, the “hard news” stories that the media has a responsibility to report. But the business-oriented press generally avoids them. 1. U.S. Wealth Up $34...
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What Would Article Headlines Look Like If Dogs Ran The Internet?
Flickr 1. I Don’t Like My Belly To Be Rubbed And That Should Be My Choice 2. A Local Dog Noticed His Tail And Began Chasing It; What Happens Next Will Shock You 3. 20 WTF Moments When Someone Pretended...
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16 Headlines You’d See If Conservative America Controlled Viral Content
Shutterstock -17 Ethnic Slurs That Only White People Will Understand The Pain Of Losing -This Adorable 3 Year Old Is Asked About Affirmative Action. This Is The Response Liberals Don’t Want You To See!...
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12 Clickbait Headlines I’d Love To See In My Newsfeed (But Never Will)
Shutterstock 1. Six exercises you’d be doing wrong if you actually got up and exercised. Most people are potentially harming themselves with their poor technique on these 6 key exercises. You’re fine,...
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88 Hilarious News Headlines That Sound A Lot More Like ‘Onion’ Stories Than...
Flickr / isado 1. KKK LEADER VOWS TO MAKE GROUP MORE RACIALLY DIVERSE 2. ENDANGERED BABY DOLPHIN DIES AFTER SWIMMERS PASS IT AROUND FOR SELFIES 3. MAN BOMBS WALMART FOR NOT SELLING CONFEDERATE FLAG 4....
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57 Hilarious Headlines That Perfectly Reflect Your Modern, Fucked-Up Life
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This Article Claimed ‘The Bachelorette’ ‘Proved’ Black Women Like Men Outside...
Youtube / tvtymes and Twitter / @BritniDWrites There was a lot of buzz when it was announced that the Bachelor’s Rachel Lindsay would become the first ever black Bachelorette. It seemed a little late...
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Does The Sadness Ever Go Away?
Brennan Burling 09/17 picture this: a worm nesting in fruit, thriving, breeding, regurgitating. picture this: me, the fruit. my brain, the worm chewing my spleen from the inside-out. does it ever get...
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‘Cards Against Humanity’ Surprised Some Of Its Customers With $1,000 Checks...
Reddit / Arbiter5154 Cards Against Humanity is known for pulling stunts to bring attention to important issues, which has landed them in the news cycle more than once. Now they’re making headlines once...
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Why Are Single Women Blamed For Being Single?
William Stitt I was watching an interview with Yvette Nicole, which she did on the Wendy Williams show, and something she said struck a cord with me. She talked about the pressure placed on women who...
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What Is Clickbait?
Pixabay / Pexels I’ve been working in the digital media industry for about a year and a half now, and let me tell you an interesting part of it. Let’s say I work on an article — maybe for hours —...
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Thought Catalog Is Hiring A Production Intern
Thought.is Thought Catalog is looking for a paid production intern to work closely with our senior production staff to edit and produce content for www.thoughtcatalog.com. Candidates must be available...
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Taylor Swift Is Coming Out With A New Album And I CAN’T BREATHE
Taylor Swift Twitter HOLY SHIT. HOLLYY SHIT. OMG. I CANNOT BREATHE. WHAT IN THE HECK, TAYLOR SWIFT. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME????????? Hello guys, sorry, Lauren here, trying to stay calm and miserably...
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